Sunday, April 29, 2007

Red Army Blues

As military graves are removed from a Tallinn bus station to Tallinn's military grave yard, mourning youth decided to protect the honour of the Red Army by breaking windows, looting, fighting each other, looting, burning Estonian flags, looting and ... looting. Russia has officially responded that the burial of soldiers in a graveyard accordance with the Geneva convention is inhumane and blasphemous. They also criticize the police for their use of water canons and tear gas to calm down peaceful, mourning youth.

According to Russian officials, there's a long standing Sovje.. Russian tradition to bury dead under bus stations. There's a deeply rooted common belief, that this makes sure the bodies stay down. At least during rush hour traffic. "We insist that all our people be buried under bus stations. It is our right!"

A mourner puts his hope to comforting himself to a pack of condoms. "But look at my arms," he exclaimed. "Stupid windows in the shops put up by Estonian nationalists ripped up my arms!"

Indeed, most injuries on hands and heads seemed to be caused by glass. As we can see from this photo, the glass came from nasty nationalist windows that tried to hide goods that really belongs to the People. At least according to communism.

"It is our human rights to drink and smoke in the weekends," one mourner seems to say. "but they want us to buy booze and cigarettes. That's discrimination!" Soon enough, all the alcohol was taken by other looting mourners, but not everyone needs alcohol, tobacco and condoms to find comfort.
This man finds comfort in plain chocolates, soda, tampons and female hygienic pads. He's already looking forward to a splendid morning with his grateful girlfriend.

Other shop owners have to rethink their stock and marketing strategy. On display, they have a dress that nobody even cares to steal!


Jüri Kuritäi said...

Nice story! Thanks a lot!

Ky said...

laughing my ass off (Y)

Kristi said...

good one!

Ussicke said...

Point well captured, indeed. Thanks for a good healthy laugh :)

Tauno said...

more pics