Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Terror threat

So my work place had a terror exercise. A simulation that starts by someone calling in a bomb threat. Since I knew when this was going to happen, I planned a trip to an external location for that time. I had work to do.

"But you should take part of the exercise, too!" the complaints came. "Everyone should take part of the exercise."

So in this exercise, I'm supposed to walk out of the building and do nothing. What am I supposed to tell the remote location? "I'm sorry, I can't come and fix your network connection today, because I have been ordered to stand in the parking lot, kicking some stones instead of doing my job?"

We left through the back door minutes before the exercise started.

Saturday, November 15, 2008


Gard Ulv: "Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja"
Gard: "Neineineineineineineineinei"
Gard Ulv: "Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja"
Gard: "Du er verkeleg ein Ja-mann, du, Gard Ulv"
Gard Ulv: "Vavavavavavavavavavavava"

English translation:
Gard Ulv: "Yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea"
Gard: "Nononononononononononononono"
Gard Ulv: "Yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea"
Gard: "You're quite a yes-man, aren't you, Gard Ulv?"
Gard Ulv: "Vavavavavavavavavavavavava"